My wife and I were recently in a cooking store shopping for a gift and I found myself looking at all the funky salt-pigs...for me.
Some people like ankle boots, some people like glitz and glam; I like salt pigs. I was trying to explain my appreciation for them to my friend Pete after my wife gave in and bought me one as a gift. I don’t think Pete understands.
Pete: What’s that?
Me: A salt pig!
Pete: Um, what?!+ MORE